"Wuh?"

A leisurely Baha'i showed up late for work for the third time in one week. His infuriated boss yelled, "You should have been here at 8:30!!!"
Scratching his head, he replied: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

"Yesterday"

or "My Last Lunch was Yesterday"











Music by the Beatles
Words by Steve Thomson of the Northeast Amigos

Yesterday,
Lunch was such an easy thing to say,
Now I'd love a glass of Perrier.
Oh, my last lunch was yesterday.

Suddenly,
Days seem longer than they used to be,
Now I'm longing for some Sara Lee.
The Fast came up so suddenly.

I can't eat or drink
While the sun is in the sky.
'Til then I'm dreaming of
Big Macs and large fries.

Yesterday,
Lunch was such an easy thing to say,
Now my lunches seem so far away.
Oh, my last lunch was yesterday.
My last lunch was yesterday.