Monday, February 19, 2007

Top 9 Signs You Could Use a Little More Deepening

9. You think that 'Secret of Divine Civilization' is a mystery novel

8. You go to feast wearing a dinner jacket

7. You've taken warning and built a shelter in order to protect yourself from entry by those dreaded troops

6. You think 'Progressive Revelation' is just a fancy term for strip poker

5. The only thing you know about Akká, is that it is the same word spelled backwards

4. You take marshmallows to firesides

3. You're worried about your chances of getting audited by the Huqúqu'llah Committee

2. Your interpretation of the Four Year Plan: interested seekers can declare for a 4 year trial period without any further obligations

1. 1844? Army time for 6:44 p.m.


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