"Kittens for Sale!"

A man was walking down a busy city street when to his surprise he saw a boy with a box calling out, "kittens, racist kittens for sale, get a kitten".

The next day when he passed the same boy he was crying, "kittens, communist kittens, get a kitten today".

Needless, to say, he was a little surprised when the third day the boy was shouting, "Kittens, get a nationalist kitten for sale".

On the following day, however, and to the man's astonishment, the boy was calling out, "Bahá'í kittens, Bahá'í kittens for sale".

He was totally intrigued by this new development, so he stopped and asked the boy why the change. "One day they are racists, the next they are communists, then nationalists. Why do you say that they are Bahá'ís today?"

"Look at them," the boy replied, "on the fourth day they opened their eyes!"