Be Thou Further Illuminated!

Q: How many Baha'is does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10: 1 to change the bulb, and 9 to consult about it.

Q: How many Baha'is does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 12: 9 to consult about it, one to do it, and 2 to make tea.

Q: How many Baha'is does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2. One to screw it in, and one to bring refreshments.

Q: How many Baha'i Youth does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to hold it, the rest to move the world!