Sunday, October 01, 2006

Three Departed Souls at the Gates of Heaven

A Christian, Muslim, and Bahá'í all die at the same time. They come upon the gates of Heaven. The angel Gabriel greets them and says, "To enter Heaven you must answer one question correctly. If you get it right, you can enter. If you get it wrong, you will fall into a fiery abyss, never to approach God, the Almighty".

The Christian steps up, and Gabriel asks, "Who is the most recent Manifestation of God on earth?" The Christian confidently responds, "Jesus Christ, the Son of God!". Suddenly the ground opens and swallows him up.

The Muslim approaches, and Gabriel asks, "Who is the most recent Manifestation of God on earth?" The Muslim fearlessly responds "Muhammad, the Apostle of God". Suddenly the ground opens and swallows him up.

Finally, the eager Bahá'í steps up, and Gabriel asks, "Spell Huqúqu’lláh."

2 Comments:

Blogger Ryan Hauck said...

*ROFL* oh, that is PRECIOUS.

5:14 PM  
Blogger boyan said...

hilarious! i couldn't spell it either!

11:47 AM  

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