Sunday, October 01, 2006

Three Departed Souls at the Gates of Heaven

A Christian, Muslim, and Bahá'í all die at the same time. They come upon the gates of Heaven. The angel Gabriel greets them and says, "To enter Heaven you must answer one question correctly. If you get it right, you can enter. If you get it wrong, you will fall into a fiery abyss, never to approach God, the Almighty".

The Christian steps up, and Gabriel asks, "Who is the most recent Manifestation of God on earth?" The Christian confidently responds, "Jesus Christ, the Son of God!". Suddenly the ground opens and swallows him up.

The Muslim approaches, and Gabriel asks, "Who is the most recent Manifestation of God on earth?" The Muslim fearlessly responds "Muhammad, the Apostle of God". Suddenly the ground opens and swallows him up.

Finally, the eager Bahá'í steps up, and Gabriel asks, "Spell Huqúqu’lláh."

3 Comments:

Blogger Recruiter said...

So a Baha'i finds a magic lamp and runs to share it with his two fellows stranded on an island. The Baha'i, who is a bit simple, rubs the lamp and asks the Genie for 3 wishes for his friends and himself. The Genie replies "I'm sorry, but the rules say I can only grant one of the three wishes to each of you. "OK," says the first friend, I wish for full treasure chests in my new castle in Aruba!" and Poof!, he is gone. The second friend wishes to return to his family estate enlarged by three times with the richest soil, and Poof! He is gone. The Baha'i says, "Well, I'm really not motivated by material things...I'd just like my friends back...

9:50 PM  
Blogger Ryan Hauck said...

*ROFL* oh, that is PRECIOUS.

5:14 PM  
Blogger boyan said...

hilarious! i couldn't spell it either!

11:47 AM  

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